A blonde takes part in a game show

[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"]

First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last?

a) 99 years

b) 116 years

c) 100 years

d) 150 years

The blonde prefers to use her one free pass joker at this point, so here comes the next question: where does the Panama hat originate from?

a) Ecuador

b) Venezuela

c) Colombia

d) Panama

The blonde asks the public's help joker and here comes the next question: what was George VI's first name?

a) Albert

b) Jonah

c) George

d) Constantine

The blonde uses the 50:50 joker and here comes the next question: during which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

a) September

b) October

c) November

d) February

The blonde uses the phone call joker and here comes the next question: which animal gave its name to the Canary Islands?

a) Seal

b) Canary

c) Monkey

d) Cat

The blonde says the wrong answer and loses the game.

Did you laugh at the blonde for using her jokers to answer such *easy* questions? Well, here are the correct answers:

1 - 116 years (from 1337 to 1453)

2 - Ecuador

3 - Albert

4 - November (because the Russians' calendar used to be Julian as opposed to Gregorian (in the latter, the revolution's date is 7 November)

5 - Seal (monk seal = *canis marinus* or sea dog / Canariae Insulae = Islands of the Dogs)