A penguins car breaks down. He promptly takes the car to a garage where the mechanic informs him the fix is simple and should be finished in a half hour. The penguin goes on a walk and happens upon an ice cream parlor where he orders his favorite-vanilla. He then returns to the mechanic. After realizing his ice cream mustache situation he tells the mechanic "I did not blow a seal"
He replies "No you smoked a gasket"
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