It was a cold day in B.F.E, Alaska and Sarah Palin decided it was a perfect day to go moose hunting. The snow was fresh, making it easy to track the giant beasts if she were to be lucky enough to see one. She loaded up her snowmobile early in the morning, just before the sun rose.
A couple miles into the trip, her snowmobile sputtered to a halt. Trying everything she could to get it going again, with zero luck and no cell phone reception, she gave up and decided to push it back to town to have her mechanic, Greg, look at it.
Hours later, exhausted, she finally arrived at her mechanics garage to have Greg look at the broken down snowmobile. She explains that she was out in the woods a couple miles so she could go moose hunting and that it simply just quit on her.
Greg looks at the snow machine; he tests the battery, checks the fuel lines, and then sees that it is leaking oil.
Greg comes back to Sarah and says.
"Well Sarah, there's good news and there's bad news. I think you blew a seal." But before Greg could tell her he can fix it. Sarah blurted out.
"No he was a naval aviator!"
(I hope you all enjoyed my first post)
-Z
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