A husband takes his wife to her high school reunion
A husband takes the wife to her high school reu...
School Jokes
A science teacher asks her student to stay after class because he repeatedly doesn't hand in his homework...
"Billy," the teacher says, "If you don't hand i...
Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher?
Because he couldn't control his pupils.
Son hates school...
A mother walks in Monday morning and shakes her...
So this kid comes home from school crying...
...and his mom asks him what's wrong. He sniffl...
As a freshman in high school, I enjoyed going on daily runs... [OC]
After finally realizing I love running, I decid...
Thanks, Mom...
When i was a kid, I came home from school cryin...
The teacher in science class asks Little Johnny...
"Why do African American people have yellow eye...
What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?
A doctor you racist
So there are two race horses named Moe & Joe (Joke by a friend from middle school)
So there were these two racehorses named Moe & ...
There isn't such a thing as a communist school is there...
They're all in classes?
Teacher and her 3 boy students:
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy 1: “I saw a ...
What body part grows 10 times it's size when stimulated?
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, aske...
A New York lawyer is on a business trip in Texas...
... and is on his way to a meeting in his compa...
I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having t...
A Jewish couple are having trouble teaching their son math.
They try several schools and tutors, and his ma...
Why do I hear noises?
(Teacher) "With all this talking I assume you a...
Why am I still hearing noises from the class?
Because you still have ears, teacher.
Aishwarya Rai Bachchan's Baby in school
Aishwarya's Baby in school
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Teacher-who is ur ...
I like the way you think.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
I was wondering why everyone at school was forming small groups...
...and then it cliqued!
I'll show myself out.
Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms.
Student: what if they don't reciprocate?
Sorr...
I only have this...
A guy is driving a new Corvette at 100 mph on a...