How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They can't get that high!
(My band teach...
School Jokes
The new smart car
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car t...
What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?
Now, don't fret about it!
I need /r/jokes wisdom.
This doesn't quite belong, but this subreddit i...
A long time ago, a kid and his mom were walking...
...on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 10...
I once called my teacher mom
I was home schooled
The Chemical Formula For Water
Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for wate...
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him.
Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat t...
Way of thinking (Little Johnny)
Little Johnny was at his class (Fourth Grade) d...
A Muslim schoolgirl is complaining that she has been excluded from her Camden school for wearing a veil.
Ironically, if she lived in a Muslim country sh...
Human Body
The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the huma...
Why did the trout go to med school?
Mounting pressure from his friends and family
I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school...
I call it, "Fast times at Ridgemont High"
A Very Outdated But Still Funny Joke
A high-school teacher asks a girl in the class,...
In a primary school...
The teacher asks students to draw female reprod...
what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Do you know which End she was talking about?
My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declar...
A mother tries to convince her son to go to school
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping...
"Now little ones, where do children go when they do bad things...?", Mrs Mary asked.
"I know! I know!", Little Johnny said with vigo...
Say what you want about pedophiles...
...at least they don't speed in school zones.
Billy and Joe were called into the teacher's room after class.
The teacher said that one of them had cheated o...
Pink Spaghetti (Extremely Long Joke)
A friend told me this joke a couple of weeks ag...
My physics teacher told me I had potential.
Then he threw me off the roof.
A joke my m...