When i was a kid, I came home from school crying one day because some kids had been making fun of me. My mom asked me; "What's wrong?"
"The kids said my head is too big for my body!"
"Oh, sweetie, don't mind them. They're just being mean. Forget about it. Look, I need you to go to the store to me; we need ten pounds of potatoes"
"But what will I carry them in?"
"Use your hat..."
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