"Billy," the teacher says, "If you don't hand in your homework one more time you will fail the semester."
"But I have a reason for why I haven't," responded Billy.
"And what is that?" Asks the teacher.
"Well, we have been studying multiverse theory, so that means that there are many universes just like this one with subtle differences. One where I'm taller, one where I'm a different race, and one where I am studious and actually do my work. So I figure, why do it twice?"
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