School Jokes

School Jokes

Top Five Lies Told by Teaching Assistants


5. I'm not going to grant any extensions.
4. ...

Johnny's thinking


One day in class the teacher brought a bag ful...

George W. Bush


Is a stupid, bad-mouthed, extremely rich Repub...

TWO AUBURN GRADS


Two Auburn grads had bought a couple of horses...

Associated Press


"According to the Associated Press, there's a ...

You might be a redneck if your daddy...

You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you...

Show and Tell...

The teacher asked the students to bring one ele...

Yo mamma


yo mamma so fat i told her it was chilly outsi...

The Big Shake-up!


A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up,...

First Day of School

Little Johnny comes home from his first day of ...

Old and Contagious

Little Leroy was starting his first day of thir...

Abc's


Once upon a time there was a kid in the 2nd gr...

the war on, um, drugs...


A Colorado Springs, Colo., school district say...

Evils of Liquor


A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5...

INTIMITATE WITH A GHOST


A professor at the University is giving a semi...

Bad report card


On a bad school report, the teacher reported, ...

The new merger name game!


Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Ful...

Boots


Did you hear about the teacher who was helping...

History


A lesson of history. The teacher ask the kids:...

Biology Test


Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mar...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new p...

Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor


Steals Clock, Faces Time Prosecutor Releases P...

Meet the Schitt Family!


Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and ...

When Emily walked into the Library

When Emily walked into the Library she ask the ...

Proud to be a Democrat

A first grade teacher in the conservative Midwe...