They try several schools and tutors, and his math scores remain abysmal. Eventually, there's only one school left in town. It's a Catholic school, and the Jewish parents are uneasy about sending their son. But, after looking at the school's amazing academic records, they decide it would be selfish to hinder their child's education because of their religion. So they explain to their son that the school he's going to has a different belief system, and send him on his way.
After the first day at the new school, their son comes home, greets his parents, and goes up to his room to study. The second day, he does the same thing. This goes on all semester, until he gets his first report card. All A+ grades, even in math!
The parents are delighted, but curious. They ask their son, "What did this school do differently, that finally helped you learn math?"
"Well," the son replied, "I walked in the first day and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, and I knew these people meant business!"
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