A mother walks in Monday morning and shakes her son to wake up for school.
The son turns over pulling the blanket and groans "I don't want to go to school!"
The mother insists, "Why don't you want to go to school?"
"Everyone hates me! I don't want to go to school!" he cries.
"Well, that's unfortunate. You need to go to school.", the mother states again
"Give me one good reason why I need to go to school!", the son requests.
"...You gotta go to school cuz you're the principal!"
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