A guy is driving a new Corvette at 100 mph on a school zone, when suddenly he crashes against an old lady. He gets out of the car and sees the woman is dead.
The police arrives, and the policeman questions the guy:
"I need to see your license"
"I-I don't have one, sir"
"What about your registration?"
"I-I don't have any of that, sir"
"Sorry, kid. You're going to jail"
"W-well... I only have this..." and hands him a check for $10,000
The policeman says "...Ok". Then, cries out to the bystanders, "Does anybody know the name and address of this mad, suicidal old hag?!"
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