School Jokes

School Jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sa...

Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.

Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at...

Class With Claus

Q: What do you say to Santa when he's taking at...

Old School

You know you're texting too much when...
...you...

Dog School

Q: What do dogs do after they finish obedience ...

Super Droll, More Like

A first-grade teacher can’t 
believe her studen...

Spotted on Facebook…

Student: I don’t understand why my grade was so...

File These Headlines Under: We Don’t Even Want to Know.

•Firefighters Use Jaws of Life to Free High Sch...

Sick Zombie

Q: Why didn't the zombie go to school?
A: He fe...

Pumpkin Pedestrians

Q. Who helps little pumpkins cross the road on ...

Doctor’s Orders

Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped ou...

Sick Zombie

Q: Why didn't the zombie go to school?
A: He fe...

Pumpkin Pedestrians

Q. Who helps little pumpkins cross the road on ...

Making the Grade

My high-school English teacher was well known f...

Student Life or a Wife?

A retired rancher decided 
to go back to school...

The Deadliest Job in WWII

My high school assignment 
was to ask a veteran...

An Army of None

We were an Air Force family, but our son could ...

Family Confusion

When I arrived at school for my daughter's pare...

Lunch Bully

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at s...

Lost Keys

Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In ...

Teacher’s Aid

With the economy improved, 
my son, Pat, finall...

Changing With the Times

When I was in high school, I wore Birkenstocks....

Class With Claus

Q: What do you say to Santa when he's taking at...

Super Droll, More Like

A first-grade teacher can’t 
believe her studen...

For My Next Impression…

I’m now in high school, so when I ran into my t...