School Jokes

School Jokes

Fred and Mary got married

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a h...

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us h...

True false tests

Why did the school principal forbid the use of ...

Can someone tell me that Johnny go deeper joke from 15 years ago?

I was in middle school and can't remember it co...

Touching story

Very touching story ..

Once upon a time ..a sm...

Little Johnny puts a dot on the blackboard (NSFW)

The teacher in her first grade class asks her s...

I recently started resistors in Physics

It's good, but the teacher gives way too much O...

Teacher asks Johnny, "What's Wrong?"

Johnny :- Our house is very small. Me, my mum ...

Like teacher like student

Teacher: Did you finish you homework?
Kid: Did ...

Teacher Questions Student

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...

What's the difference between a pizza and a gym teacher?

A pizza can actually feed a family of four.

School Time

A father becomes aware that his son is overslee...

Found this in my timeline...

I was fed up with being burgled every other day...

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

(my girlfriend who's a high school teacher hear...

Mexican joke

Juanita's teacher told her to go home and do an...

So I went to grad school and finished my doctorate...

I got my doctorate in fighting games and comple...

Topical Jokes for 10/19

(for best results, read in the voice of your fa...

An teacher explains is explaining gender of spanish nouns. (Found online)

An English teacher was explaining to his studen...

I was an unpopular child

I got beat up a lot at school, but even though ...

A kid gets home very distressed.....

And says "mom everyone at school says that im a...

Was my French teacher into golden showers?

Oui.

Courtesy of Stewart Francis.