...and his mom asks him what's wrong. He sniffles and says, "I lost a dollar in the playground today!"
His mom smiles sympathetically and says, "Well, that's okay." She hands him a loonie ($1 bill for Americans).
To her surprise and dismay, the kid starts to wail even louder after this.
"What's wrong?" she asks, concerned.
"I should've said I lost two dollars!"
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