Rose Jokes

Rose Jokes

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"mum why am i called rose ?"
"because a rose fe...

Am I guilty of being romantic? You be the judge.

A bottle of champagne on ice, sweet love songs ...

Three girls meet on the first day of school.

They ask each other what their names are. The f...

The Telegram

"Telegram"

Oh boy, I've always wanted a singin...

Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium

Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose abov...

Mom why do they call me...

[So my friend told me this joke today]

A littl...

Passwords....

"Sorry, your password has been in use for 90 da...

My daughter came up to me and asked, "Daddy, why am I called Rose"?...

My daughter came up to me and asked, "Daddy, wh...

Remembering the legend..

Ferdinand Feghoot was a character used by Scien...

Two elderly couples were having dinner together

An elderly couple was having dinner at another ...

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday...

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died W...

A mother has 3 kids

A mother has 3 kids.

The first kid goes up to...

[NSFW] A woman goes in for surgery...

A woman is booked in to have a vaginal reconstr...

I’d like to be eight again.

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watch...

Did you hear about the math teacher...

...who used a ladder to solve a calculus proble...

"How did I get my name?", asked Rose.

"When you were born, a rose petal fell on your ...

A guy is on vacation in Jerusalem with his wife and mother-in-law,

when the mother-in-law unexpectedly passes away...

Two Elderly Couples Were Having Dinner...

...when one of the men says to the other man of...

A man is vacationing in Jerusalem

A man is vacationing in Jerusalem with his fami...

More 83 YO dad funnies.

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement cen...

One fine day..

One fine day in the middle of the night

two de...

An elderly man was at a dinner party

An elderly man at a dinner party was telling a ...