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Rose Jokes
What Roses Drink?
One day the teacher came to class with a rose p...
Bubba n' Buford II
One day Bubba n' Buford were drivin' down the...
Dough Boy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died W...
Thought I'd try writing bad monologue jokes today. Like Jay Leno bad.
Russia says it will begin patrolling with nucle...
Two old men are sitting on the porch,
their wives in the kitchen. One says to the ot...
A man has three daughters...
And one day his oldest daughter came up to him ...
There's a man with three daughters
There's a man with three daughters.
The first d...
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conv...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple'...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple'...
Phil had just joined a club after his friend had recommended it (being a member for quite some time).
Phil had just joined a club after his friend ha...
A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery on her privates so her husband can enjoy the snugness she had in her youth.
A mother of five decides to get plastic surgery...
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class.
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a no...
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class.
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a no...
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ...
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury.
The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed...
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board.
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy ...
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a ...
A man calls the fire department and says, Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.
A man calls the fire department and says, Yes, ...
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a...
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged ...
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher.
If there are any idiots in the room, will they ...
The Final Fix
I can’t tell the difference between a rose and ...