[So my friend told me this joke today]
A little girl walks into her mother's room and asks 'mom, why did you name me daisy?'
'Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head,' she replied.
The next child walks in and says 'mom, why did you name me rose?'
'Because when you were younger a rose petal fell on your head,' she replied.
The last kid walks in and says 'bluhblehbluuu.' The mother says
'Shut up fridge!'
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