[NSFW] A woman goes in for surgery...

A woman is booked in to have a vaginal reconstruction operation and prior to the procedure she shaves and cleans downstairs to help make the operation go smoothly.

After the operation she awakes to find three roses on her bedside table, she turns to the nurse and asks, "Excuse me nurse, where did these three roses come from?".

The nurse replies, "well the first one is from your surgeon to say thanks for a wonderfully clean workspace which helped to make the procedure be such a success. The second one is from your husband who can't wait to try out your newly transformed love patch".

"Who sent the third rose?" the woman asked eagerly.

"The third rose is from Larry in the Burn Victims Unit, he says thanks for the new ears!"

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