Rose Jokes

Rose Jokes

A Rose By Any Name


There was a man who had memory loss. His wife ...

One day on the first day of school


One day on the first day of school, a teacher ...

The Costume Party


A couple was going to a costume party.


The ...

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving


Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
But I just cou...

I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to...


I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to her ...

Rose Bushel, an amateur genealogical researcher,...


Rose Bushel, an amateur genealogical researche...

Good News/Bad News For a Pastor


Good News: You baptized seven people today in ...

Careful what you say


Careful what you say if she's pregnant!


17. ...

Nite before Xmas - Net Style!


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thr...

Roses?


The Lone Ranger wanted to know that - why with...

Bad Days


Think YOU'RE having a bad day? It seems like s...

Painting Contractor


A painting contractor was speaking with a woma...

Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!


Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died ...

First Date


On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carn...

Bus Pranks


Two girls were discussing pranks they had play...

A man stayed in his


A man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed ...

Early Rising


Helen and Amanda were discussing their busy sc...

Preganat wife? Avoid these!


Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pre...

Political Periodic Table


In a recent contest, The Washington Post asked...

Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary


It is with the saddest heart that I must pass ...

Alzheimer Disease


One day a guy named Bill walked over to his fr...

Laying Turf


A painting contractor was speaking with a woma...

Why Is My Name?


A mother was sitting on the couch reading a bo...

Men and Women Compared


NICKNAMES


If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose...

Too much skin


A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for h...