Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day.
Then it dawned on him.
Rose Jokes
30th Anniversary
A man decides to buy flowers for his wife for t...
Daddy, how did you name me?
A father is resting outside on a summer afterno...
A little girl asks her father how she got her name
"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as...
Rose . . .
Two elderly men are talking while their wives p...
Sarah Palin went Moose Hunting.
It was a cold day in B.F.E, Alaska and Sarah Pa...
Rose walks up to her father
"Father," she asks. Why did you name me rose?
...
Who keeps the children?
A man and his young wife were in divorce court...
A panda walks into a bar
and orders a bowl of beer nuts from the bartend...
Two old couples are going for a walk.
The women are up ahead and the guys are about 5...
The Pillsbury Doughboy has died
Please join me in remembering a great icon of t...
The Conductor.
There once was an aspiring young music stundent...
Jack wants to go Golfing
Four guys have been going to the same Golfing t...
Three baby cows are lying in a barn with their mom.
The first asks the mother. "Why did you name me...
A girl asks her father how she got her name
The man replies, "well, Daisy, when you were bo...
Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was st...
How Kids Got Their Names
3 Kids are taking about how they got their name...
A daughters asks her mother why her name is Rose
A daughter asks her mom, "Why is my name Rose?"...
Custody Case
A man and his young wife were in divorce court,...
A mean teacher wanted to show his class he meant business.
So he asked, "If there are any idiots in the ro...
A man had 3 daughters.
A man had 3 daughters.
The first daughter wal...
An elderly man and woman enter the bar and ask the bartender for their usual drinks.
The bartender serves them, speaking to the man,...
Boys trip.
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect b...
Attempting to Set A New Password
Attempting to Set A New Password:
Website: S...
Can't take that chance
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacatio...