Three girls meet on the first day of school.

They ask each other what their names are. The first girl says in a sweet voice "My parents named me rose, because when my mummy was pregnant, a petal from a rose drifted down and landed on her tummy." The second girl says softly "My parents called me violet, because when my mummy was pregnant, the petal from a violet floated down on to her tummy." Then they both turn to the third girl who screams "MY NAMES BRICK!"

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