An elderly man at a dinner party was telling a small group about the wonderful restaurant he and his wife went to a couple of days before. The food was fantastic and the service impeccable. When someone asked him the name of it, he couldn't remember.
"I can't remember. Help me here..." He asks, "What's the name of a beautiful flower? It smells lovely and the stem has thorns."
Someone yells out rose!
He turns around and says, "Hey Rose, what was the name of that restaurant we went to the other night?"
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