Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?
She never let go, Jack.
Rose Jokes
IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conv...
A father explains his children's names.
He says, "Rose, you got your name when a rose f...
Why was Rose upset .. ?
Because there's no Jack in the iPhone 7
Why does Rose not like iPhone 7?
because there is no Jack.
Rose cried after seeing iPhone 7
Because Jack isn't there anymore..
Rip jack
There were two sisters, Mary Rose and Mary Fridge
Once Mary Rose asked: "Dad, why is my second na...
Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7
Cause it didn't have a Jack
A Bell of a Time
So, one time, I went to visit my grandparents i...
A mother of 3 children was at the park one day...
Her oldest child came up to her on the bench.
"...
What mom loves...
Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?
Mom: ...
Deer Camp
Seven guys have been going to the same deer cam...
The 3 men
A king of a foreign land summons 3 men. He tell...
The blonde convention
All of the blondes in the world decided that th...
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem...
The mother gets up and says to the judge that s...
A father and his 3 daughters.
A father is sitting in his den when his 3 daugh...
What color should I choose?
Well sir we have three options red, blue, and y...
Pete Rose was asked if he thought he'd ever make it into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
"I wouldn't bet on it."
An old man is proudly explaining to his friend the new technique he and his wife learnt for remembering names.
'It involves associating a trait with an object...
You know The Bachelorette producers have run out of ideas when they say
Phuket for the final rose ceremony.
Went to see 'Gypsy Rose' to have my fortune told;
"Sees all, Knows everything"
Yeah right;
I kn...
Stupid People
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this du...
A father with three daughters
is sitting down for dinner when the first of hi...