A calf asked her mother...
"Mama, how did I get my name?"
The mother res...
Rose Jokes
Recently, a large corporation hired
several cannibals to increase their diversity.....
Three Daughters
One day a girl comes up to her mom and asks her...
Saying the right thing, at the right time
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attend...
Who keeps the children?
A man and his young wife were in divorce court,...
Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him...
he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect d...
2 older couple were having breakfast
Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last ...
What does Axl Rose do before he prays?
Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES!? KNEES!
One day...
President Kennedy left his Rubik's Cube in the ...
Why did they spray rose water cologne on Scott Weiland at the funeral home?
So he smelled great while dead & bloated.
Two older couples are having dinner
and afterwards when the wives get up to get des...
Best Deal Ever
My wife said she'll divorce me if I get I phone...
What's better than a rose on your piano?
Tulips on your organ
EDIT: This blew up. (No p...
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land....
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed...
A Chinese man, a mexican, and a Black man are on a row boat
Suddenly the rowboat starts taking in water. Th...
The reason why men are not allowed to give advice in love-columns of magazines:
Rose:
"Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one ...
CHIVALRY
The divorce proceedings had been long, contenti...
Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
THREE ROSES
A mother of five decides to get plastic surger...
If Derrick Rose was a singer
He would have more songs about being hurt then ...
Three girls walked up to their mother
Girl 1: "mom why is my name butterfly?"
Mom: "...
A kid asks his mother about his cousins...
"Mommy, why is my cousin named Rose?"
The moth...
The Greek Legal System
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at...