My daughter came up to me and asked, "Daddy, why am I called Rose?"
"Well darling, when you were little, a rose petal fell on your head", I responded.
A minute later, my second daughter came up to me and asked, "Daddy, why am I called Blossom?" "Well darling, when you were little, a blossom petal fell on your head", I responded.
Later, my third daughter came up to me and shouted "DAAADDDD!!!". I responded, "SHUT UP, FRIDGE!"
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