Took a CPR training course today and all I could think about was, "You know what if we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean what kind of quality of life do we have there?"
Took a CPR training course today and all I could think about was, "You know what if we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean what kind of quality of life do we have there?"
No Rose, he is not breathing, and he has no arms or legs.
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