The blonde convention

All of the blondes in the world decided that they were tired of always being stereotyped as stupid. They wanted to prove to the world that they were just as smart as anyone else. In order to do this, they decided to hold a huge convention and televise it in order to prove their intelligence. As part of the convention they had Steve Harvey ask some trivia questions. The first blonde got up on stage, and the category of math came up.
Steve Harvey asked the first blonde "What is 28 divided by 4?"
She thought long and hard before replying "8."
All of the blondes were upset and began shouting "Give her another try, give her another try!"
Steve decided to give her another try because division is pretty tricky. He asked "What is 6 times 7?"
The blonde, after much consideration, answered "48."
All of the blondes shouted "Give her another try, give her another try!"
Well, multiplication isn't the easiest type of math, so Steve decided he might as well let her go again. This time he asked "What is 9 minus 5?"
The blonde replied "2."
All of the blondes were in an uproar now. They wanted desperately to be able to prove themselves to the world. "Give her another try, give her another try!" they shouted.
Steve decided to give the blonde a question that she could not possibly mess up. "What is 2 plus 2?" he asked.
"4," she replied.
At this, all of the blondes began crying and rose to their feet.
"Give her another try, give her another try!"

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