A father explains his children's names.

He says, "Rose, you got your name when a rose fell on your head, Daisy, you got your name when a daisy fell on your head. I already explained Brick."

Suddenly, an infant screamed, as if it were in extreme pain and agony. The father says, "Oh. Hey Roast, you were an accident, so we put you in an oven.

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