Her oldest child came up to her on the bench.
"Mama, why is my name Rose?"
"Because when you were born, a rose petal fell onto your head, and we read it as a sign to name you Rose."
The mother's second child came running up and asked:
"Mama why is my name Lily?"
"Because at the hospital a lily petal dropped onto your head and we took it as a sign to name you Lily."
The third child came running up to her mother:
"AUUUAEUHAUEHUGUGUHE"
"Yes, Brick?"
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