What color should I choose?

Well sir we have three options red, blue, and yellow.
Our red colors are inspired by the rose fields of Sweden.
"Got the color orange?"
No, the blue colors were crafted from finest of silk from Japan and represent the waves of the ocean.
"What about brown?"
Our LAST option is Yellow, it shines as if it came from the sun itself.
"Got Indigo?"
Just indigo f*ck yourself.

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