A father is sitting in his den when his 3 daughters approach him. The first says "daddy, why am I named Rose?"
The father replies "well when your mommy and I took you from the hospital, a rose petal fell on your head. So we called you Rose."
The next daughter asked "daddy, why am I named Daisy?"
Again the father replies "well sweetheart, when your mommy and I took you from the hospital, a daisy petal fell on your head. So we called you Daisy."
The third daughter approaches and says "gnahhh paaa".
The father replies "hush now, cinder block."
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