A deleted section of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' (book)
Christian Grey laid naked on the bed.
Rose peta...
Rose Jokes
Roses
An elderly couple are having dinner at another ...
A girl was taking an exam in class....
when she rose her hand and said "This is making...
The Carpenter
There once was a man named Poly Van Echt. he wo...
What is the name of that restaurant?
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple'...
Pickled Onion
*My friend told me this today, so I rewrote it ...
The Three Daughters
So, a woman has three daughters, the first daug...
The embarrassed sexually active middle aged woman
A sexually active middle aged woman informed he...
3 seniors are going to the hospital to die
the first one asks her dad why did you name me ...
The custody battle
A Man and his wife are in court getting a divor...
If you missed the ball drop last night....
Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl
Winston and a Cat
What is the difference between J. Winston and a...
A cow is talking to her three calves
The first calf asks "Why is my name Daisy?"
Th...
Today in the stock market...
Feathers are down, while escalators have contin...
The Camping Trip
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect d...
A man with three daughters
Was sitting on his couch one day when his oldes...
Dean of Women...
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school...
What is better than a rose on a piano?
Tulips on the organ.
(I'll show myself out...)
I need help remembering a joke
I can't remember the punch line. I don't rememb...
A young minister was just starting out at his first pastoral job.
He was still very shy and unconfident, having r...
A girl walks up to her dad...
And asks "dad why am I named daisy?" The dad re...
So these two couples had known each other for decades, and would meet once a month for dinner.
It was always the same routine, they would meet...
A feghoot by Isaac Asimov.
"Feghoot watched with interest as a husband and...
Liars
A preacher finished the service one morning b...
How to guarantee your wife has a boy
If your trying to conceive and you want to make...