Christian Grey laid naked on the bed.
Rose petals over his erect penis.
He licked his lips as the footsteps came closer to the door.
He put a leather rope around his neck, to intensify the sexual sensation.
A bottle of lube next to his hand.
Finally the footsteps arrived at the door.
"Happy Birthday Dad" He said.
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