The Smiths invite the Jones' over for dinner...
After dinner, Mrs. Smith is cleaning dishes in ...
Rose Jokes
A mother has two daughters and a son.
A mother has two daughters and a son. One day h...
2 elderly couples meet up one afternoon
The 2 husbands are chatting about what they've ...
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when...
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conv...
A girl asks her father...
A girl asks her father, "Why was I called viole...
A dad saw his son had a swollen nosr
"Why is your nose swollen?" the dad asked.
Th...
2 old men with alzheimer's are chatting about the good old day's
The one askes the other
'What's the name of th...
In titanic Jack could of lived.....
But Rose just like taking more wood than she sh...
A ducking asks her mother why she is named Rose
Her mother says, "Well, when you were a baby a ...
So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh....
Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete...
Possible theory on the Twin Towers
I know it's a sensitive moment/memory in U.S. h...
An old Jewish couple
An old Jewish husband and wife went to visit Is...
A man and his ever-nagging wife are on vacation in Jerusalem
While they were there, the wife passed away. Th...
Pete Rose had a 90 second ovation at the all star game. It brought a tear to his eye....
Because he took the over.
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals
to increase their diversity...
... "You are all...
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
That rose's name? Albert Einstein.
A Well-Argued Court Case
The beauty of a language and the art of constru...
A Doctor and engineer
A doctor and an engineer loved the same girl.
D...
A sexually active, middle-aged woman
informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted he...
Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
If you think your girlfriend has a great sense of humor...
try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a...
3 little girls walk up to their father
The first little girl asks, "Daddy, why is my n...
Two old couples are out for a walk...
... and the women are walking up ahead with the...
Painting contractor..
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman...