If your trying to conceive and you want to make sure you and your wife have a boy, here's what you do: go to the store, get the best bottle of wine they have, get 15 of the best eucalyptus scented candles they have, put red rose pedals all over the bed.. set your beautiful wife down on the bed... then call me and I'll come take care of business. :-)
A joke a friend told my brother when they were trying for a boy on their last pregnancy (they have 4 girls) .
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