So, a woman has three daughters, the first daughter comes and asks,
"Mummy, why am I called Rose?", the mother replies,
"Because, when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head". Later that day the second daughter came to her and asked,
"Mummy, why are I called Lavender?" The mother replies,
"Well, when you were a baby a piece of lavender fell on your head". Even later in the day, the third daughter comes to the woman,
*moans*
"Shut up, Fridge!"
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