And asks "dad why am I named daisy?" The dad responds, because a daisy fell on your head when you were a baby. Another girl walks up and asks "dad why and I named rose?" Because a rose fell on your head when you a baby.
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"SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
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