A Man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get
custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: "Your Honour!I carried the child for
nine months and brought the child into the world with pain and labour.She should be in my
custody". The judge turns to the husband and says:"What do you have to say in your defence?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. Then slowly rose. "Your Honour! If I put money in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, Whose Coke is it, the machine's or mine?" "You", My Lord, in whose favor will you rule? the man or the woman?
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