I'll have an apple
A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and cok...
Plant Jokes
How to guarantee your wife has a boy
If your trying to conceive and you want to make...
How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the ne...
Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory?
They have such a high turnover rate.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and the second t...
Fat guy joke
You'll get this if you've watched the tv show h...
Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day.
Then it dawned on him.
What's Rihanna's favorite type of apple?
She doesn't have one. She'll eat anyone that's ...
Fruit Blast
Once a banana asked the apple,"why do everyone ...
30th Anniversary
A man decides to buy flowers for his wife for t...
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
An unoriginal joke
Tragic reports as customers find themselves trapped inside a burning Apple store
There were no windows.
Top 20 worst jokes ever !!!!
The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!
1. Two antennas met o...
Daddy, how did you name me?
A father is resting outside on a summer afterno...
whats an english man favourite breakfast cereal
Cherry Oh's
What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?
They have no jobs
What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common...
They both look great until they hit the ice.
A little girl asks her father how she got her name
"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as...
Rose . . .
Two elderly men are talking while their wives p...
Sarah Palin went Moose Hunting.
It was a cold day in B.F.E, Alaska and Sarah Pa...
A Tale of 3 moles
There once was three moles, a mama mole, a dadd...
Since we seem to be doing Jewish jokes...
An old Jewish man is on his death bead, surroun...
Rose walks up to her father
"Father," she asks. Why did you name me rose?
...
Who keeps the children?
A man and his young wife were in divorce court...
An apple a day
An apple a day does not keep the doctor away. L...