"well honey a rose petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you rose."
his younger daughter runs up to him "and how did i get my name daddy?"
"well honey a lily petal landed on your head as we were carrying you out of the hospital, so we named you lily."
his son comes runnign up to him and yells "huuuuuuuuuuur flugerr dhuuuur"
"shut up cinder block"
Edit: apparently this joke was told a few days ago with a fridge as the punch line. Never heard it that way, nor did I know that it was posted a few days ago. Whoopsie daisy, my bad.
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