A panda walks into a bar
and orders a bowl of beer nuts from the bartend...
Plant Jokes
What is worse than a worm in a cherry?
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
My eight year old niece told me this. I think it's pretty funny!
An elephant is passing by an apple tree, and he...
What flower loves to be in the sun?
Sunflower.
Holy Moly! - What's that smell!?
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all l...
why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
to hide in cherry trees.
have you ever seen an ...
What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
An Englishman, a Spaniard and an Portuguese man get captured by Natives (Indians).
And they are offered a challenge: Go into the F...
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds walk into a restroom in 2005...
When Bill Gates finishes doing his business, he...
One of my favorite hockey jokes
Son: Dad, what's the playoffs?
Father: I don't...
Tell your favorite fart joke growing up. More terrible the better.
Three men jumped out of an airplane. The first ...
Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
3 men board a plane
3 men board a plane. As the plane was flying ov...
Son of a beech?
An oak and a maple were standing at the edge of...
What is worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
The Purple King
Once upon a time there was a purple king. This ...
Popping my cherry please be mean.
What does the hillbilly say when his sister is ...
What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?
Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry
The Japanese Monastary
Ronald Fujikawa was on a plane from Walla Walla...
So a teacher, a politician and a psychologist were on a plane.....
(the types of people in this joke doesnt matter...
The Apple store in town got robbed last night
the police have sent out an appeal for iWitnesses
Two old couples are going for a walk.
The women are up ahead and the guys are about 5...
A man is at home, laying on his death bed...
...he knows he doesn't have much time left. His...