You'll get this if you've watched the tv show how i met your mother.
*A fat guy walks in a bar and sits next to a skinny guy who is also a bully*
Skinny guy turns to fat guy and says "You're fat."
Fat guy says: So what?
Skinny guy: Oh well I'm just glad you didn't play Marshall Eriksen on the tv show How I met your mother.
Fat guy: Why not?
Skinny guy: Well because when you come home to Lily and you tell her what you ate today the whole cast would fall asleep because of how long that list is.
*awkward silence*
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