Plant Jokes

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher.

When asked for her occupation, a woman charged ...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Ann...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? A...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who...

Knock Knock Who's there ?

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ?...

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how ma...

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper.

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cher...

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up said the sarcastic teacher.

If there are any idiots in the room, will they ...

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree.

A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an ...

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The...

Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.

Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too t...

Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth?

Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred...

The Big Apple

Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the mo...

Missed Opportunity

Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!

5 Lies Job Applicants Tell

Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. ...

Apple Tree

How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.

The Real Meaning of “An Apple A Day”…

My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospit...

Crabby!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a sh...

My Baking Blunder

A group of our friends from church were plannin...

My Undersized Load

Shortly after we moved to rural South Carolina,...

Hanna who?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
.....

The Final Fix

I can’t tell the difference between a rose and ...

5 Lies Job Applicants Tell

Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. ...

The Case of The Illegal Mah-Jong Game

Police in Tampa, Florida, raided and shut down ...

Good looking pineapple

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple