The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having troub...
Plant Jokes
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat when she stepped into the Atlan...
Following directions for the mentally handicapped
An institution for the mentally ill arranged f...
Question and answer Clinton joke
Q: Why does Hillary Clinton often wear turtle ...
What to Grow
One day the teacher asked the second grade cla...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:
Congressio...
Locked Out
Two blondes went shopping one day. They got do...
Why are you yelling that?
A painting contractor was speaking with a woma...
In A Mans World
* Any fake phone number a girl gave you would ...
Crazy English!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language. T...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woma...
A bunch of Palindromes
Dennis sinned.Dennis and Edna sinned.Dennis, N...
Q: How many members
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise ...
Pillsburry Doughboy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died ...
Apple
What kind of apples grow on pine trees?
pine...
Hour of pleasure
The dean at an exclusive girl's college was le...
Q.what do you get swinging of apple trees...
Q.what do you get swinging of apple trees
A.S...
Strange but True
- In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mi...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly ge...
Q. Whats red and
Q. Whats red and has 7 dents?
A. Snow whit...
What would have been different if Bill Gates was a redneck...
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders...
shiny apple
Q. What does a black person and a shiny red ap...
Why i was doing an utopsy?
Attorney: Do you recall approximately the time...
Stock market report
Today's Stock Market Report: Helium was up, fe...
A teacher was in class
A teacher was in class on Friday evening (last...