I'll have an apple

A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke. The bartender puts an apple on the bar. The guy has a confused look on his face and asks "What's with the apple? I ordered a rum and coke."
The bartender says "Just take a bite."
The guy takes a bite and says "This tastes like rum."
The bartender says "Turn it around."
The guy turns the apple around and takes a bite and says "This tastes like coke." Happy that he got what he ordered he continues to eat the apple as another patron comes up to the bar and orders a Gin and tonic. The bartender puts yet another apple on the bar.
The guys says "What's with the apple? I ordered a Gin and tonic."
The bartender says "Just take a bite."
The guy takes a bite and says "This takes like Gin."
The bartender says "Turn it around."
The guy takes a bite and says "This takes like tonic." Happy that he got what he ordered he continues to eat his apple as another patron comes up to the bar, sits down but doesn't order anything.
The bartender asks "Can I get you anything?"
The guy says "I don't know what I want yet."
The first guy that came in tells him "Listen, anything you want, this guy has an apple that tastes just like it."
Curious the third guy asks "Do you have one that tastes like pussy?"
The bartender places an apple on the bar and the guy takes a bite and immediately spits it out in disgust and shouts "THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!"
The bartender says "Turn it around."