"Father," she asks. Why did you name me rose?
"Well when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
Delighted, she scampers off into the next room. His second daughter comes running into the room.
"Daddy daddy! Why did you name me Lily?"
"Well when you were born a lily petal fell on your head."
Joyfully, Lily skips out into the next room. His third daughter bolts into the room.
"Hurrrrrnauuufffff."
"**SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!**"
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