Bon Jovi published a diet book
It's called "Living on a Pear"
Plant Jokes
Roses
An elderly couple are having dinner at another ...
What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
Three Apple Engineers and three Microsoft Employees
Three Apple Engineers and three Microsoft Emplo...
A girl was taking an exam in class....
when she rose her hand and said "This is making...
Helping your neighbour South African Style
Hello, is this the South African Police?”
“Eish...
The Carpenter
There once was a man named Poly Van Echt. he wo...
One of my favorite jokes as a kid
3 men are being flown in an old-fashioned airpl...
What is the name of that restaurant?
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple'...
I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website
They can't even put THREE W's together!
Chuck Norris
Never get tired of Chuck Norris facts, I would ...
Cherry Hill
A High school class in Nevada is missing two of...
What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?
...six more weeks of bad hockey!
A report claims that Apple has so much cash
A report claims that Apple has so much cash tha...
I'm bad at this, but here we go
So one day I was walking to the store; because ...
An apple a day keeps the doctors away...
an onion a day keeps everyone away.
Pickled Onion
*My friend told me this today, so I rewrote it ...
Knock Knock
Who's there
Daisy
Daisy who
Daisy me rollin', t...
Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?
Because that's where the mini apple is!
How do Canadians take care of their skin?
Maybe it's maple leaf.
The Three Daughters
So, a woman has three daughters, the first daug...
A man takes a tour at the Royal Canadian Mint...
"Hello, my name is John, and Ill be your guide ...
The embarrassed sexually active middle aged woman
A sexually active middle aged woman informed he...
Terrible jokes my Dad told me as a kid
Joke 1: How do you know if an elephant has been...
What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?
A fruit by the foot