Plant Jokes
Family dinner
So a mother and her three daughters were sittin...
— You know, that doctor actually managed to improve my memory.
— Really? That's great! What's his name?
— Umm...
Its stupid of Apple to include Health apps with their products...
...Everybody knows that people with one Kidney ...
Cheerio Society
In this Cheerio box, there are 3 levels of soci...
My Boss just bought an Apple Watch.
My boss bought the new Apple Watch and checked ...
The restaurant
Two elderly couples where walking on a nice Sun...
What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?
Let's get Jobs!
[Spoiler](http://www.telegrap...
Birds and the bees.
A little boy asks his father, "dad? I know what...
50 shades of golf
Four guys have been going to the same golfing t...
For the golfers...
Four guys have been going to the same golfing t...
A father and his daughters
One day a girl asked her dad, "Daddy, why is my...
Knock Knock funny
Knock Knock Who's There? Ahmed Ahmed who? Ahmed...
What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?
Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.
White Elephant
An old farmer is tending his crop one day when ...
What is better than a rose on a guitarist?
Tulips on my pianist.
Fact about apple car
It has Windows
What kind of phone does The Flash use?
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
So I was talking to my friend...
So I was talking to my friend when I notice a b...
A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately...
To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child an...
Have you been on Cherry Hill
One day, a boy walked into class late.
"Why are...
A deleted section of 'Fifty Shades of Grey' (book)
Christian Grey laid naked on the bed.
Rose peta...
What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?
A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.