So one day I was walking to the store; because I was really craving some fruit. I went into the store and talked to the irish clerk who's name was Ap.
So I asked the clerk if he had any fruit. He said "sorry man, I don't have any on me."
Eternally disappointed, I walked out of the store. But then I saw Ap leaving the store through the side for his lunch break. Ap broke out his lunch box and what did he pull out? Some fruit.
I angrily walked up to him yelling "Ap you're caught!" Ap then turned to me and said "Nah man, it's a pear"
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