Apple made a bomb
It was called the iED
Plant Jokes
Driving Miss Daisy
A car full of old ladies cruising along Route 3...
THE best Bavarian cream pie
My grandpa was stationed in Germany after the w...
A man is looking for a job.
A man is looking for a job to become a smartpho...
The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple
Alternate for Larry: Larchy
The apple, the orange, and the bomb
One day, a terrorist on a plane attempted to bl...
3 seniors are going to the hospital to die
the first one asks her dad why did you name me ...
The custody battle
A Man and his wife are in court getting a divor...
If you missed the ball drop last night....
Just watch FSU in the Rose Bowl
Winston and a Cat
What is the difference between J. Winston and a...
A cow is talking to her three calves
The first calf asks "Why is my name Daisy?"
Th...
What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
Why do white girls like Apple?
Because once go Mac you never go back.
Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store....
and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He ...
An apple didn't fall on Isaac Newton's head.
He missed the gravity of the situation.
Today in the stock market...
Feathers are down, while escalators have contin...
Fruits Joke
Apple: I look like a Human Heart ---
Mango: I l...
How does a virgin pop her cherry?
by using a bottle opener
I Me Myself ....... Vs Nurse
A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of...
The Mole Family
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all l...
The cannabis industry...
It's a growing market.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding a dead baby in your apple.
What did the apple tell the annoying orange?
Citrus down.
Airplane
Three guys are in an airplane. The first takes ...